A 54 year old Lady was diagnosed with a short time to live and she went into remission and then became disease free, she got so excited….
She had a tummy tuck, a face lift, died her eyebrows and her hair…

And in a week or so she checked herself out of the hospital and as she was crossing the street she was hit by a car…

She went to the afterlife and she said to God, why in the world did you do it. You let me live and then you took me…anyway…

And God said, oh my I am so sorry I did not recognize you…

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